Oops - it’s a schoolboy error.
OK. I hit a bit of a snag today. It was actually something that ought to have been plainly obvious from the outset but either my eagerness to start or simply my lack of forsight got the better of me.
By giving Unazukin the choice between one sensible option and one bizarre, there is a 50% chance of me having nothing interesting to report what-so-ever. Obvious when you think about it - but plainly i didn’t think it through properly. If you don’t quite follow then i’ll explain.
Take yesterday for instance. Luckily (depending on your point-of-view as obviously the girlfriend would beg to differ) Unazukin came up trumps and I was able to stuff myself full of lobster and have a mildy interesting anecdote to report back. It could easily have been a very different story. If Unazukin had seen sense she (i’m convinced she is a she now) would have compelled me to spend my grocery money on a chicken, veg, oven ready chips, sausages, a selection of cleaning products and so on. This was clearly one of the options on offer and through sheer luck it just so happened that this dull course of events simply failed to materialise. If the decision had gone against me then yesterdays blog would have contained nothing apart from my normal life - and we have already agreed that reading excerpts from my non-Unazukin enhanced daily life is something that is best avoided.
Yesterday could have been oh so dull. Unfortunately, dear reader, today was that day.
It was a shame really as I thought that I had come up with quite an interesting proposition. Something that I thought would be quite amusing and most importantly would have no direct impact on angry girlfriend (from now on to be known as AG) - giving my relationship a day off to recover from last nights marital hiccup.
“Unazukin” I beckoned “should I take every opportunity at work to tell whopping great lies to my workmates in answer to any questions that I am asked?”
2 shakes
Unazukin” I continue “should I just act normal at work today”
1 nod
Immediately I realise my mistake. A big bonus for me and the continuation of my employment - but not much meat for the rubberneckers amongst you desperate to witness a web based slo-mo car crash of a life. So today is a write off i’m afraid. A temporary glitch which will be iron out by tomorrow I promise. I’ll rethink the process and work out how to skew the results in order to guarantee a definite result each day. Sorry.