Unazukin make me lose face!
For reasons only known to Unazukin - she stitched me up. I did say that I wasn’t sure how good she was at long range forecasts but I’m wondering if she didn’t switch things around for her own selfish reasons after considering the bigger picture. Since appearing on Holy Moly, The Register and FHM she was starting to get a lot of interest and people had already sent emails asking to buy this strangely psychic toy from me. I think that she might have made a last minute U-turn and used her cosmic powers to change the result.
People are already wondering what on earth made Zidane, France’s top footballer, suddenly turn around and headbut an Italian player and get himself sent off. Could it have been a racist comment? maybe. Could it have been Unazukin getting inside his head and trying to switch the result of the game in order that she can continue her work with a lower profile? i’m not ruling it out at this stage.
Meanwhile - the Unazukin battle is hotting up. With lots of nice customised Unazukins being submitted. Why not get involved? All you have to do is grab a blank Unazukin picture from here and then dick around with it in photoshop. When it’s ready - upload it and see how it competes against the rest.
These are a few of my favourites so far:
Now that the betting has gone out of the window - I will rethink how to re-incorporate Unazukin into the decision making process. With the sneaking suspicion in the back of my mind that she might not always be doing what it best for me… at least not in the short term.
This has been noted by more than one correspondant and is summed up most unnervingly in this email from “Leo” which reads…
“It is all really hilarious but be warned that the creepy Nostrodamus of Japanese dolls is bringing you a fame that you may find hard to handle. I think it has an alterior motive that you have yet failed to see. Regardless of the outcomes you have been sucked in and are alraedy at the mercy of this Mystic Megazukin.”