You are doing it all wrong mate
I got an email today from somebody with the disturbing psudonim of “Nobjocky” who says that I need to rethink things a little. It seems that the Nobster is a little bit of a Dice Man officianado (I think thats how it’s spelt, this blogging module is pretty cool but it doesn’t have a spell check and so I ask that you excuse any obvious mistakes) or at least has read the book properly in the last decade and isn’t trying to recall it from memory. In the book, according to my correspondant, Luke Rheinhart didn’t necessarily go out of his way to include a wildcard choice that would get him arrested or killed. He simply had to include one choice that he didnt want to do. Mr. Jockey points out that I am approaching this from the wrong perspective by offering Unazukin two choices of things that I normally wouldn’t do.
His suggestion is that I should alter my Unazukin choices so that it is a clear choice between a) something that I really want to do and b) something that I really don’t want to do. To be honest, I’m a little embarrassed that I didn’t realise this earlier as it retrospect it seems painfully obvious. That’s not to say that I don’t appreciate the advice NJ, i’m glad you pointed out to me what has been staring me in the face.
From now on this will be my method of operation.
I’ve also been sent some pics of bits of Unazukin based extreme knitting by tortured young soul who goes by the name of “Jazzhands”. These are wonderful pieces of art and I think says a lot about the state of mind that belongs to the kind of people who delegating decisions to a small plastic toy. I don’t know where he got these pics, i’m assuming that he didn’t make them himself but a part of me hopes that he got the pics from Ebay - or photographed them at some kind of warped church Fete… either way it would be nice to think that these are available for purchase. If anybody knows where I can get me a home made knitted Unazukin then please let me know. Imagine if these were a balaclava or even better - a knitted Unazukin allover body suit - actually that wouldn’t be good, people would think I was a hand knitted Teletubby. Anyway the pics..
and you thought it was impossible to make Unazukin look any more scary…
And finally, I have amended the Unazukin Battle game so that people can add their names and linnk to their website when they upload images - thereby getting credit for their efforts. Sorry for anybody who uploaded stuff already, I have no idea who you are so you will be known only as anonymous and will have to console yourself with the warm fuzzy knowledge that people are loving your stuff - even if they have no idea that you even exist.