Alan lubin lets the toy decide

Fellow Unazukin obsessives and innocent onlookers. Today we have mined a rich seam of japanese gold and have hit the Unzazukin motherload.. check out this bizarre little game that Danny-san sent us. He found it on a japanese site and i and it’s just too good to resist “borrowing”.. The instructions are written below:

Ok, it’s pretty simple. Click on the flashing japanese text to begin. It looks like Unazukin is trying to have a picnic and is being bothered by insects. Your primary directive is to protect the food. Do not let the insects eat the food. In order to kill the insects you have to drag them towards the bigger creatures in the corners which will devour them whole. If the insect flies - drag it over to the space in front of the frog. If it crawls then drag it to the evil spider.

As you progress - the flies and bugs are “upgraded” to snails and wasps (as you might expect..) Good luck - if you can get past level 6 you are a better man than I.

Oh and the most important instruction of all.. the sound off button is the square thing in the bottom right corner

In other news - we’ve had a tasty manga style Unazukin submitted to the Unazukin Battle. He/she didn’t leave a name and will be known only as anonymous..

c’mon people - don’t be shy about leaving your names - it’s not like you have to leave an email address and so I couldn’t bombard you with emails about increasing the size of your genitalia even if i wanted to. (which for the record I don’t!). Plus budding artists have the option of linking to their webpage - so that any visitor who falls in love with your work and wants to find out more - can!

Meanwhile - my mission to let Unazukin dictate my life has dried up in the last few days. My revised mission has been to wait until I am asked to do something that I don’t want to - and then let Unazukin choose between that and something more interesting. For the last few days AG has been away and therefore I have been lacking my chief catalyst. With nobody to ask me to do stuff, I have had no opportunity to consult Una. With no AG to nag me my slothful nature has dictated that I have done nothing at home apart from eat and sit on my every expansive arse. Today I walked into the kitchen and nearly gagged at the stench coming from the sink as 3 days worth of washing up has started to react with the hot weather.

I decided that it was time to sort it out. Or at least consult Unazukin as to wether I should attempt the washing up, or sit on my backside playing on my Xbox 360. Unfortunately for my neighbours and the local health authority - Unazukin went for the Xbox route.

My kitchen will continue like this for another day.

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